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  • More polite
    12-11

    Morepolite搞笑图片Afatmanandaskinnymanwerearguingaboutwhowasthemorepolite.Theskinnymansaidhewasmorepolitebecausehealwaystippedhishattoladies.Butthefatmank...

  • High and low voice
    11-30

    Highandlowvoice搞笑图片“Canyouexplaintomewhatthedifferenceisbetweenahigh-pitchedandlow-pitchedvoice?““Ahigh-pitchedvoiceiswhenmyfatherscoldsme;alow-pitche...

  • A cat’s dictionary
    11-23

    purring:Soundofacatmanufacturingcuteness.purrverse:poemaboutastrangekitty.purranoia:Thefearthatyourcatisuptosomething.Humanbeing:Automaticdooropenerfo...

  • A game of animal football
    09-07

    Theanimalswerebored.Finally,thelionhadanidea.“Iknowareallyexcitinggamethatthehumansplaycalledfootball.I‘veseenitonT.V.“Heproceededtodescribeittotheres...

  • He is a very smart dog
    11-29

    Iwenttothecinematheotherdayandinthefrontrowwasanoldmanandwithhimwashisdog.Itwasasadfunnykindoffilm,youknowthetype.Inthesadpart,thedogcriedhiseyesout,a...

  • Never talk to the parrot
    11-22

    Mrs.petersonphonedtherepairmanbecauseherdishwasherquitworking.Hecouldn‘taccommodateherwithan“after-hours“appointmentandsinceshehadtogotowork,shetoldhi...

  • The story of the bats
    11-29

    Twovampirebatswakeupinthemiddleofthenight,thirstyforblood.Onesays,“Let‘sflyoutofthecaveandgetsomeblood.““We‘renewhere,“saysthesecondone.“It‘sdarkout,a...

  • Worries about mad cow disease
    09-07

    Therewerethesetwocows,chattingoverthefencebetweentheirfields.Thefirstcowsaid,“Itellyou,thismad-cow-diseaseisreallyprettyscary.Theysayitisspreadingfast...

  • Steven Wright on dogs
    11-29

    Theotherday,Iwaswalkingmydogaroundmybuilding...ontheledge.Somepeopleareafraidofheights.Notme,I‘mafraidofwidths.Ihadadogonce.Ispilledspotremoveronhim,a...

  • A good chess player
    11-29

    Amanwenttovisitafriendandwasamazedtofindhimplayingchesswithhisdog.Hewatchedthegameinastonishmentforawhile.“Icanhardlybelievemyeyes!“heexclaimed.“That‘...

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